We have a thing for Pundits. We have collected a very fine selection of them on our sidebar. Here as homage to "The Pirates of Penzance" is the Pundits Of Blograntz. Thanks to the DoggerrelPundit for this one:

PUNDIT KING:
Oh, better far to blog and link
On a screen before you, without ink,
Than play a sanctimonious part
With a pundit head and a pundit heart.